I heard it, at first, when the radio was onThe Call Of The Bic Mac: "Hello, there. Food's on."
It called my name and how it did knew'd it
Will ne'er be known. The Mac, it just do'd it.
With a tempting bun and a sesame seed
It called to me, softly, to come fill a need.
The secret sauce, cheese, the pickles, the meat
It beckoned me: "Let's go. Come on ... let's eat ..."
It called to me, softly, to come fill a need.
The secret sauce, cheese, the pickles, the meat
It beckoned me: "Let's go. Come on ... let's eat ..."
And, as luck would have it, not a single Mac callBut two ... a two-fer special ... a double Mac haul.
A taste of heaven, twice over no less!
My will is weak, Mac, and that I confess.
You seduce, you motion, you caress and you wink.
My senses are faulty; when you're near I can't think.
Your pickles, your lettuce, your savory smell!
I'm akin to Pavlov's dog, simply ding-a-ling that bell!
My senses are faulty; when you're near I can't think.
Your pickles, your lettuce, your savory smell!
I'm akin to Pavlov's dog, simply ding-a-ling that bell!
I'll crave you and want you and pay my three fiddy
I'll sing your sweet theme song; oh what a diddy!
The dreams that I have are of you, my dear Mac
I awake in the night in mid-burger attack.
This, this, oh Mac, is what you do to my psyche.
You get under my skin, I awake and yell "Yikey!"
And it's all for the love of them double patties of beef ...
Big Mac, you're my longing, my desire, my relief.
You get under my skin, I awake and yell "Yikey!"
And it's all for the love of them double patties of beef ...
Big Mac, you're my longing, my desire, my relief.
I take it you haven't seen Super Size Me.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I do not like Big Macs. Yes, I said it in your ode to the special sauce.
Yes. I have seen Super Size Me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I *pooh-pooh* it. The Big Mac is the exception to the rule.
Always has been ... always will be.
And yes: Rupe said "always".
I'm gasping! I thought Rupe did not frequent McDonald's. In fact, I thought Rupe was anti-McD's anytime anywhere. Where was I steered wrong?
ReplyDeleteI can still sing the Big Mac "two all beef patties" jingle. Remember when there was a contest to win who knows what? One would submit their phone number and had to be ready to let it rip in under 5 or 10 seconds, I believe.
Mmmmm....I love a Big Mac, but sadly I have not had one in many moons.....Delish Rupe!
ReplyDeleteI like em with extra pickle, extra sauce, add tomato .. and then i ditch the two outside pieces of bread *L*
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