Saturday, July 18, 2015

T-shirt Collection: Ralph Lauren / Polo Jeans

I'm particular about the things I wear, just like anyone else.

(Which begs the question from many people: "Seriously, Michael? Because we've seen what you wear sometimes. 'Particular' is the furthest thing describing your choice in wearing apparel. Take that gaudy, soft porn Cramps shirt you parade around in. You're not fooling anyone, Bub ...")

Well sir, the person (people) who might say that about me might have a point. But it daunts me not. So I'll revise the above statement with: Sometimes I'm particular, other times I'm not.

Which leads me to today's posting: A clear-cut boast of both Ralph Lauren (who I could give a rat's ass about) and Polo Jeans (of which I do not own a pair and am pretty certain you won't ever see me doing so).

So ... why do I wear this blatant promotional chunk of garb? 

Because it's comfortable. Rarely is it worn outside the house - it's mostly donned as an indoor shirt for lying around lazily or as a first-thing-in-the-morning-while-imbibing-morning-coffee kind of shirt. 

And there you go ...

.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )

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