Quite possibly one of the most unnecessary items you will see today: Limited edition air freshener.
Limited. Edition. Air. Freshener.
*shakes head back and forth slowly*
"Hey, Mom! Remember to pick up some of that limited edition sugared cranberry air freshener at the store! It won't be around long, you know!"
"In fact ... pick up a couple!"
"Wait ... Better yet, I have an idea! Why not get limited edition sugared cranberry air freshener for everyone on our Christmas list! Won't they be thrilled ... !!!"
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP limited edition sugared cranberry air freshener )
