Working until late at night, I'll get up in the morning (without the benefit of much sleep) and head out to whatever project I have without stopping to grab breakfast. Usually this isn't much of a problem. Vut there are days I'm famished and need something to power me through to my next decent meal.
Those times call for a big old Monster Bisquit from Carl's Jr. With its bacon, sausage, egg and cheese all on a bisquit, it often does the trick.
This particular morning, however, I wasn't anywhere near a Carl's. McCrappage was all that was en route. I decided I could live with an Egg McMuffin, sadly lacking though they may be. But ... put a little mayo and mustard one one and it's actually edible.
I pulled into the drive thru (I was the only one frequenting the place at that time) and, to my surprise, I discovered a couple sausage with egg sandwiches were only $3.00. I ordered two.
"Anything else with that, sir?" I was asked.
"No, thank you. That'll do" I replied.
I paid at one window and drove up to the next to retrieve my order.
A girl handed me a bag. She looked to be about 14 years old if she was a day.
"Excuse me ... I forgot to ask: Could I get some mayonnaise and mustard too, please?"
"For your order?" she asked me.
Now, sarcastic old me had a couple zippy barbs at the ready, the first of which was "No ... I like to simply open the packets and down them individually, mayo first." But, by the look of this girl, it appeared if I hit her up with something unexpected like that she might break into tears.
I mean ... what else would the condiments be for? I hadn't ordered anything else. But I decided to be nice and stay on the level. "Yes, they're for my sandwiches, thank you," I confessed.
She disappeared and reappeared just as quickly with my requests. Immediately following, she handed me a large drink and straw.
"Don't forget your Dr. Pepper!" she told me.
This time I couldn't resist.
"Thank you! Is there a promotion going on I don't know about?"
She looked at me quizically. "Excuse me, sir?"
"Well, you know ... order two Sausage McMuffins, get a free large Dr. Pepper. Is that the deal?"
"Uhm ... no. You didn't order a Dr. Pepper?"
"Nope" I responded. "Maybe the guy behind me ..." I looked in my rear view mirror. "Oh ... look at that. I'm the only one in line here." I handed the drink back to her.
She looked confused.
"Thank you for my order! Have a good day!" I said as I pulled away.
Where do they get these youngsters?
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )
It's! Still! Sideways!
