I heard a car behind me. An ugly powder blue Toyota Prius approached and I saw the driver's side window come down. An old Chinese woman pulled up to me and stopped.
She practically yelled at me.
"You looking for PAPER ... ??!?" she shout/asked.
"Nooooooo ..." I said more quizically than in response.
She began driving away. But she stopped again a few seconds later and poked her head out the window, looking back at me.
"Nice DOG!" she yelled and drove off once more.
She pulled into a large driveway not far from where I was headed, made a turn into the driveway, performed a rather exaggerated clockwise turn and headed out again back toward me. I didn't make eye contact as she passed me that second time.