Me: "Want a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch? I'm craving one for some reason ..."
Me: "On white, right?" I already knew the answer but asked anyway.
Other: "Eeeeewww! No! Gross!"
Me: "It's better on white."
Other: "No, it's not. On sourdough, please."
Me: "You know ... it's a proven fact grilled cheese on white bread brings out all the flavor. And it's what I grew up with as a kid."
Other: "Well, it's time to grow up."
Me: "What? I can't relive a fond childhood memory?"
Other: "Not if it's resurrected on white bread you can't."
Me: "Unbelievable. You're actually denying me a cherished adolescent comfort moment. I can't believe you'd do that ..."
Other: "Believe it."
Me: "I'm flabbergasted. This is a side of you I've never experienced before. It verges on being mean ..."
Other: "Deal with it."
Me: "Wow. Just ... wow ..."
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )