Showing posts with label wake up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wake up. Show all posts

Friday, November 2, 2018

Flawed Logic




... and then this conversation happened this morning ...

"Hey, the time change is this weekend, isn't it?"

"Yes! I'm so excited! That means I won't have to get up as early to drive to Lodi Monday morning!"

"Ermmmm ... actually you will ..."

"No, because of the time change I won't have to."

"Hokay ... so applying that logic, from this Monday forward until the time changes back once again in March next year, I expect you to not say one word about getting up early. Because, you know, you won't be getting up as early. Because of the time change."

" . . . . . . . . . . . . "



.......... Ruprecht ( STOP being a dream crusher )

Friday, July 11, 2014

Euphemisms Are Us



I'm skeptical so I call "euphemism" ...


.......... Ruprecht ( STOP bouncing )