I Keep Telling People ...

... cats are

• Devious
• Manipulative
• Self-serving
• Fickle
• Selfish
• They shed
• And, no matter how many times you attempt to discipline them, they continue to scratch furniture relentlessly without regard

And let's not get into a discussion about their litter boxes, their eating preferences and the fact they can upchuck anywhere at any time.

If you know anything about Felis silvestris catus, you know I'm only scratching the surface.

But this I do know: Cats will suck the breath out of you when you're sleeping and unaware. If you have a cat, one day this is going to be the death of you. You want proof?

Here you go:

Just wrap your head around this fact: Cats - just like clowns - are not to be trusted.

Period.

.......... Ruprecht ( is dedicated to STOPping cats at every opportunity ) 139