For Cats, Not Dogs

Excellent for cat owners. And people who can't stand cats and find themselves in homes with cats.

Won't work for dogs for long, however. Dogs will consider this a new play thing and chew the crap out of it.

Because they're dogs ... and aren't as easily amused as cats.

.......... Ruprecht ( just STOP petting cats and everything will be all right )
Unabashedly and shamelessly stolen from The Poke.

The Decline Of Western Civilization (cont.)

From the post to the photo and right on down to the comments therein, every single thing about this image is frightening.

.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )

I Keep Telling People ...

... cats are

• Devious
• Manipulative
• Self-serving
• Fickle
• Selfish
• They shed
• And, no matter how many times you attempt to discipline them, they continue to scratch furniture relentlessly without regard

And let's not get into a discussion about their litter boxes, their eating preferences and the fact they can upchuck anywhere at any time.

If you know anything about Felis silvestris catus, you know I'm only scratching the surface.

But this I do know: Cats will suck the breath out of you when you're sleeping and unaware. If you have a cat, one day this is going to be the death of you. You want proof?

Here you go:

Just wrap your head around this fact: Cats - just like clowns - are not to be trusted.

Period.

.......... Ruprecht ( is dedicated to STOPping cats at every opportunity ) 139

Better Than Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked In A Pie

Why, It's Clark! On cats and hyperbole.

Who could ask for anything more? This is just one more reason I like this guy ...

.......................... Ruprecht ( STOP )
Photo pilfered from Clark's site. Deal with it.