Over the last few months, someone in my household (someone who is not me) has been perpetuating suspect, mendacious and groundless rumors I wear too many pairs of underwear over the course of any given week.
While going "commando" would effectively put the kibosh on the situation, I have decided a different tact is in order. Because this hearsay stops now.
Proof is forthcoming. Stay tuned ...
.......... Ruprecht ( STOP )