Rupe's Value Added Services ... Redux

You have to wonder how, sometimes, words twist to the point they're interpreted in a completely different manner than originally intende...

"Our conversations have not been such  that I am anxious to continue them."   - Peter Lorre, The Maltese Falcon .......... Ruprech...

Ladies & Gentlemen: For your dining and dancing pleasure, may I present a real-life newspaper example of ... The Obvious : .......... R...